How Many of These Cliches Do You Use?


Carlos Lorzada:

  • Literally
  • Kingmaker
  • The [anything] community
  • Inside the Beltway
  • Demurred
  • It’s the [anything], stupid
  • Redux
  • That’s just [person’s name] being [person’s name]
  • It is what it is
  • Political theater
  • Part and parcel
  • Main Street vs. Wall Street
  • At first glance
  • As a society (or “as a nation”)
  • Observers
  • TK is not alone
  • Pundits say (or “critics say”)
  • The American people (unless in a quote)
  • The narrative (unless referring to a style of writing)
  • Probe (as substitute for “investigation”)
  • A rare window (unless we’re talking about a real window that is in fact rare)
  • Begs the question (unless used properly—and so rarely used properly that not worth it)
  • Be that as it may
  • It is important to note that
  • Needless to say
  • [Anything] 2.0 (or 3.0, or 4.0 . . .)
  • At a crossroads
  • TK is a favorite Washington parlor game
  • Yes, Virginia, there is a TK
  • Underscored
  • Midwife (as a verb that does not involve childbirth)
  • Call it TK
  • Pity the poor TK
  • Imagine (as the first word in your lede)
  • It’s the TK, stupid
  • Palpable sense of relief
  • Rorschach test (unless it is a real one)
  • The Other
  • Effort (as a verb)
  • Gestalt/Zeitgeist
  • Little-noticed (that just means the writer hadn’t noticed it)
  • he [anything] community
  • Hastily convened
  • Ignominious end
  • Tightly knit community
  • In the final analysis
  • At the end of the day
  • Literally (unless quoting Vice President Biden)
  • Ultimately (especially as first word of last graf)
  • Redux
  • Rise of the 24-hour news cycle (it rose a long time ago)
  • Remains to be seen
  • Feeding frenzy/feeding the frenzy
  • Double down
  • [Anything]-gate
  • Dons the mantle of
  • Political theater
  • Hot-button issue
  • Face-saving compromise
  • The argument goes (or its cousin, “the thinking goes”)
  • Shutter (as a verb)
  • Part and parcel
  • Demurred
  • It is what it is
  • The new normal
  • Paradigm shift (in journalism, all paradigms are shifting)
  • Unlikely revolutionary (in journalism, all revolutionaries are unlikely)
  • Unlikely reformer (in journalism, all reformers are unlikely)
  • Grizzled veteran (in journalism, all veterans are grizzled—unless they are “seasoned”)
  • Manicured lawns (in journalism, all nice lawns are manicured)
  • Rose from obscurity (in journalism, all rises are from obscurity)
  • Dizzying array (in journalism, all arrays make one dizzy)
  • Withering criticism (in journalism, all criticism is withering)
  • Predawn raid (in journalism, all raids are predawn)
  • Sparked debate (or “raised questions”)
  • Ironic Capitalizations Implying Unimportance of Things Others Consider Important
  • Provides fresh details
  • But reality/truth is more complicated (oversimplify, then criticize the oversimplification)
  • Scarred by war
  • Main Street vs. Wall Street
  • Shines a spotlight on (unless there is a real spotlight that really shines)
  • TK is no panacea (nothing is)
  • No silver bullet
  • Shifting dynamics
  • Situation is fluid (code for “I have no idea what is going on”)
  • Partisans on both sides
  • Charm offensive
  • Pushback
  • Going forward
  • Stinging rebuke
  • Mr. TK goes to Washington (unless a reference to the actual movie)
  • The proverbial TK (“proverbial” doesn’t excuse the cliche, just admits you used it knowingly)
  • Fevered speculation
  • Oft-cited
  • Iconic
  • Growing body of evidence (in journalism, no bodies of evidence ever shrink)
  • Increasingly (unless we prove in the story that something is in fact increasing)
  • Tapped (as substitute for “selected” or “appointed”)
  • Any “not un-” formulation (as in “not unsurprising”)
  • There, I said it (more self-important than “voicey”)
  • To be sure

Addendum (5/15/2014): How about these (also from Lorzada)?


  • At first glance (or worse, “at first blush”)
  • As a nation (or worse, “as a society”)
  • Upon deeper reflection (why not reflect deeply from the start?)
  • Observers (unless referring to people actually sitting around watching something)
  • [Person] is not alone (from anecdote to generalization, we get it)
  • And [someone/something] is no exception
  • Pundits say
  • Critics say (or “critics are quick to point out”)
  • The American people (unless in a quote)
  • The narrative (unless referring to a style of writing)
  • Probe (an uncomfortable substitute for “investigation”)
  • Opens/offers a rare window (unless it is a real window that is in fact unusual)
  • Begs the question (unless used properly – and so rarely used properly that it’s not worth the trouble)
  • Be that as it may
  • If you will (actually, I won’t)
  • A cautionary tale
  • Needless to say (then don’t say it)
  • Suffice it to say (if it suffices, then just say it)
  • This is not your father’s [anything]
  • [Anything] 2.0 (or 3.0, or 4.0…)
  • At a crossroads (unless referring to an actual intersection)
  • The powers that be
  • Outside the box (describes creative thinking — with a cliche)
  • A favorite Washington parlor game
  • Yes, Virginia, there is a [something]
  • Christmas came early for [someone]
  • Chock full (“full” is just fine by itself)
  • Last-ditch effort (unless ditch-digging is involved)
  • Midwife (as a verb, unless involving childbirth)
  • Cue the [something]
  • Call it [something]
  • Pity the poor [something]
  • It’s the [something], stupid
  • Imagine (as the first word in your lede)
  • Time will tell if [something]
  • Palpable sense of relief (unless you can truly touch it)
  • Plenty of blame to go around
  • Rorschach test (unless it is a real one)
  • Turned a blind eye
  • Underscores
  • Cycle of violence (unless referring to a particularly vicious Schwinn)
  • Searing indictment
  • Famously (if readers know it, you don’t need to tell them it is famous; if they don’t know it, you just made them feel stupid)
  • The Other (or “otherize,” “otherization” and other variations)
  • Effort (as a verb)
  • Table (as a verb, as in “table the talks”)
  • Shutter (as a verb, as in “they shuttered the factory”)
  • Gestalt/Zeitgeist
  • Orwellian (unless discussing George Orwell)
  • Machiavellian (unless discussing Niccolo Machiavelli)
  • Gladwellian (never)
  • What happens in [somewhere] stays in [somewhere]
  • Oft-cited
  • Little-noticed
  • Closely watched
  • Hastily convened
  • Much ballyhooed
  • Shrouded in secrecy
  • Since time immemorial
  • Tipping point
  • Inflection point
  • Point of no return
  • The [anything] community
  • The devil is in the details
  • A ragtag army (or ragtag militia)
  • A tale of two [anything]
  • Ignominious end
  • Tightly knit (unless referring to actual knitting)
  • In the final analysis (especially as beginning of a final sentence/paragraph)
  • Ultimately (same as above)
  • For all intents and purposes
  • At the end of the day (same as above)
  • Who lost [insert country here]?
  • Punditocracy
  • Twitterati
  • Commentariat
  • Chattering classes
  • Naysayers
  • Took to Twitter
  • Tongues wagging
  • White-shoe law firm
  • Well-heeled lobbyists
  • Skittish donors
  • Byzantine rules (unless referring to the empire in the Middle Ages)
  • Rise of the 24-hour news cycle (it’s been a while)
  • In the digital age (again, it’s been a while)
  • Not so fast
  • Remains to be seen
  • Tenuous at best
  • Woefully inadequate
  • Or so it seems
  • Depending on whom you ask
  • Burst onto the national political scene
  • For now (especially at the end of a sentence set off by a dash; all it does is negate everything that ame before)
  • Tectonic shifts or seismic shifts (unless real ones)
  • Feeding frenzy/feeding the frenzy
  • Double down
  • Game-changer
  • [Anything]-gate (especially if you’re writing in The Washington Post)
  • In the wake of [anything]
  • How I learned to stop worrying and love the [anything]
  • Don the mantle of [anything]
  • Usher in an era of [anything]
  • A portrait emerges
  • In a nutshell
  • The social fabric (or “the very fabric of our democracy/nation/society”)
  • Hot-button issue
  • Perfect storm
  • Face-saving compromise
  • Eye-popping
  • The argument goes
  • The thinking goes
  • Contrary to popular belief
  • Intoned
  • The new normal
  • The talk of the town (unless referring to the New Yorker section)
  • It couple (or “power couple”)
  • Paradigm shift (in journalism, all paradigms are shifting)
  • Unlikely revolutionary (in journalism, all revolutionaries are unlikely)
  • Unlikely reformer (in journalism, all reformers are unlikely, too)
  • Grizzled veteran (in journalism, all veterans are either grizzled or “seasoned”)
  • Manicured lawns (in journalism, all lawns are manicured)
  • Wide-ranging interview (in journalism, all interviews range widely, even if they don’t)
  • Rose from obscurity (in journalism, all rises are from obscurity)
  • Dizzying array (in journalism, all arrays make one dizzy)
  • Withering criticism (in journalism, all criticism is withering)
  • Predawn raid (in journalism, all raids take place in the predawn hours)
  • Nondescript office building (in journalism, all office buildings are nondescript)
  • Unsung hero (in journalism, all heroes lack music)
  • Sparked debate
  • Raised questions
  • Raises more questions than answers
  • Raise the specter of [anything]
  • More often than not
  • hand-wringing
  • Ironic Capitalization Implying the Unimportance of Things Others Consider Important
  • But reality/truth is more complicated (in journalism, we oversimplify, then criticize the oversimplification)
  • Scarred by war (unless referring to real scars)
  • War-torn
  • War of words (worse if followed by “is heating up”)
  • Trading barbs
  • Shines a spotlight on [something] (unless there is a real spotlight that is shining)
  • [Something] is no panacea
  • [Something] is no silver bullet
  • Political football
  • Political theater
  • More than you think (how do you know what I think?)
  • Less than you think (how do you know what I think?)
  • Not as much as you think (how do you know what I think?)
  • You guessed it (how do you know what I guessed?)
  • Shifting dynamics (code for “don’t hold me to this”)
  • The situation is fluid (code for “I have no idea what is going on”)
  • Partisans on both sides
  • Charm offensive
  • Fallen on hard times
  • On thin ice
  • Poster child
  • Going forward
  • Creature of Washington
  • Official Washington
  • A modest proposal (this was written once, very well, and has been written terribly ever since)
  • Stinging rebuke
  • Mr. [Anyone] goes to Washington (unless a reference to the actual movie)
  • The proverbial [something] (Tacking this in front of a cliche doesn’t excuse it, just admits you used it knowingly)
  • Fevered speculation
  • Iconic
  • How did we get here? (code for “here comes the b-matter”)
  • But first, some background (code for “I know more than you do”)
  • Growing body of evidence
  • [Anything] on steroids (unless you cover professional sports)
  • Resists easy classification/categorization
  • Increasingly (unless story proves something is in fact increasing)
  • Tapped (as substitute for “selected” or “appointed)
  • Any “not-un” formulation (as in “not unsurprising that you’d use that cliche”)
  • Wait for it
  • There, I said it
  • And here’s the kicker
  • See what I did there?

Addendum (7/11/2014): The fun continues!

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